hii all ..uhh sumore jokes here !!!!!~~~



- What lives in the water and takes you anywhere you want ??????!!!

ans : the taxi crab !!! ( haha )

- What did one magnet say to the other ?????

ans : you attract me ( woo hooo !~~~~)

- What animal cools you on a hot day ?

ans: a pup-cicle !!! ( lols )

- What did one volcano say to the other ??

ans : i lava you ( WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO ..for couples only !!~~lols )

- What do two oceans say when they meet after many years ?

ans : long time no sea !! ( haha )

- How do you cut an ocean into two ???

ans : with a see-saw !!! ( hehehehehehe)

- What did the ocean say to the beach ?

ans : i'm not shore ( lol )

- Where do rivers sleep ?

ans: river beds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( hahaha )

- What did one pile of sand say to the other pile of sand ?

ans : dune anything tonight ? ( hahahahahahahah)

- What gets harder to catch the faster you run ??

ans : your breath !!! ( lols , duhhh )

- what does a geologist have for breakfast ??

ans : rock-and-roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( i hope u understand this one )

- what colour is the wind ???

ans : blew !!!!!! ( that's a good joke ..my fav )

- What would you get when u cross some chocolate candy and a sheep ?

ans : a hershey baa ! !!!!!!!!!!! 9 my fav too . hahaha )

- What were the chickens doing in the club ???

ans: egg-ercising !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Where do cows go to see art ??

ans : moo-seums !!!!!! ( my fav too )
- who leads a duck orchestra ???
ans: the con-duck-tor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( lol )

van

p.s hope this makes u laugh